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Thursday, 12 April 2012 15:12

MIX Afrikaans Grappe and English Jokes

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2 Moffies sit in 'n bad, die een poep en die ander een se,
"kyk! Ons baba haal asem."

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Juffrou gee wiskunde; "Gertjie verstaan jy alles?" "Sjoe juffrou net so kol kol!"

"Watter kol verstaan jy nie,Gertjie?" "Fokol juffrou."

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'n les uit geskiedenis: Rasse intergrasie is soos om kak en roomys te meng. Dit doen niks regtig aan die kak nie, maar dit fok die roomys heeltemal op!

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Sales lady: Sorry sir u can't smoke here

Man: but I bought the cigarette in this shop.

Sales lady: We also sell condoms but we don't f*ck each other here!

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Sannie(3) skree vir jannie (3 en half): "Jannie kom gou, hier le 'n kondoom op die patio." Jannie vra "Wat is 'n patio?"

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Man kneeling by bed, Wife says, what are you praying for? Husband says: Guidance. Wife says, Pray for stiffness, I'll guide the thing myself!

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