We have such an amazing country and although not everything is positive it still makes us uniques. It's only made us stronger and resilient but when you look at things we accept as normal it does make you think a bit more. Being Proudly South African is not something you say you are it is measured by your actions so we hope you find the below as funny as we do; (PS: thank you Magda for sending in)

Count all the ones that you remember, not the ones you were told about.

Ratings at the bottom ..SCARY!

A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red andblue lights behind him.

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" and so the salesman explained.

2 Moffies sit in 'n bad, die een poep en die ander een se,
"kyk! Ons baba haal asem."

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Juffrou gee wiskunde; "Gertjie verstaan jy alles?" "Sjoe juffrou net so kol kol!"

"Watter kol verstaan jy nie,Gertjie?" "Fokol juffrou."

1. Don't swim in the ocean.

Ninety-nine percent of all shark attacks take place in exceptionally large bodies of water also known as oceans. The way to determine if you are currently in an ocean is to taste the water, which should be salty.

We don't always stop to think about how death effects everyday things around us or even people.  This is a refreshing take and angle on it and we hope you find it as funny as we did.

The first one hit the ball and watched as the ball hit a man in a group in front of them and he fell down with his hands between his legs. They both ran towards the man and apologized saying it was an accident.

I guess if you do this for a living, you've got to have a sense of humor! It just goes to show that one man's poop can literally be another man's gold.