One day, Jimmy was walking down Voortrekker Road when he checked his china,
Kallie, driving a brand new Hilux.

Kallie pulled up to him with a wide grin. He tunes Kallie: "Jislaaik Kallie,
where'd you get that bakkie? Looks lekker man!"

"Sannie gave it to me" Kallie charfs.

"She gave it to you! I knew she kind of smaaked you, but a new Hilux???"

"Well, Jimmy, let me charf you what happened: We were driving out on the
gravel road, in the middle of nowhere. Sannie pulled off the road, put the
bakkie in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the bushes. She parked the bakkie,
jumped out, threw off all her clothes and schemes: Kallie, take whatever you
want". I swear, one time, broer!... So I took the bakkie"..

"Kallie, you're blerrie clever, man! Those clothes would never have fitted
you!!!