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Funny Stuff
WHY LEATHER DRESSES Affect Men
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irratioally???
EVER WONDER WHY?
It's because she smells like a new BAKKIE!
STUPIDITY CONFIRMED by Label Instructions
In Honour of Stupid People . . . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed throughstupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upsidedown." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
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MCDONALDS JOB APPLICATION
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in th ...
THE AMERICAN DREAM Nothing is Impossible
Living the American Dream is moving from the chair of one of the poorest families in the world to the most powerful chair in the world.
SNOW IN JORDAN Weird but True
its snowing in Jordan...i know..very weird!
Camels, sand dunes and …SNOW!
When I decided to venture back out to the Middle East, leaving behind the cosmopolitan metropolis that is London, I found myself looking forward to glorious sunshine, whilst lazing in khaki tents, overlooking the mesmerizing sand dunes ahead. With Burberry and Temperley firmly behind me, I set off to a land of abayas (black ninja dr ...
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, buther attention is galvanized when she hears one of them saythe following:
'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses cometogether. I come once-a-more! Two asses, They come togetheragain. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Las ...
DHL REACHES the Middle East
DHL has proudly entered the Middle east market! Reporters was given an exclusive on the roll out of the first vehicle.
THE ZONKEY Alaways the Kids that Suffer
Introducing the Zonkey...
It's ALWAYS the kids that suffer!!
PS: Zonkey = Cross between and Zebra and a Donkey
WHY ZIMBABWE No Good at Conferences
WHY ZIMBABWE No Good at Conferences in Anyway
GATVOL at Lehman Brothers
An ex-employee of Lehman Brothers bank is clearly 'gatvol' at this stage of proceedings. The multi-national American bank went belly up last week following the demise of many of the world's financial markets. Thousands of people lost their jobs, and their anger is reflected in this signing of one of the company's CI profiles. Statements such as 'I hope his Villa is safe', 'Greed took them down' and old Sout ...
ANOTHER DAY IN AFRICA
MEERKATS: Africa - Sunny by Day, Cold by Night
LIONS: New Invention - meals on wheels
ELEPHANT: You have to ask yourself; just who is the golfer?
PIMP MY BRAAI
PIMP MY BRAAI - Picture of a pimped up braai on wheels looking like a Gun.
BURJ DUBAI Becomes a Lightining Conductor
Dubai Tower Burj Dubai becomes a lightining conductor
15-01-2009
LIVERPOOL GETS New Department Store
New Selfridges Department store in Liverpool
HIGHEST POSITION in the World
BABU from India is the crane operator working from the top most floor of Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world.
DIE TYD EN PLEK WAARIN ONS LEWE
Ek vir ‘n paar minute diep en dink oor wat om my in my land aangaan. Ek doen dit net een maal per maand, want ek moet probeer om so lank as moontlik by my volle verstand te bly… Terwyl ek so sit en dink, vroetel ek met ‘n botteltjie super-glue wat op my lessenaar staan. My oog vang die waarskuwing agter-op: “Avoid direct eye contact!”. Wat die hel beteken dit? Moet ek vir my super-glue loer, of moet ek dit ...
