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Local is creative and lekker in your car
Its been a year since GPS Creative released their concept of celebrity and novelty voice Garmin devices. Since starting in March 2009 with one voice of Dowwe Dolla (Margit Rodenbeck Meyer), they have recorded some of the best known South African celebs.
From Kurt Darren’s ‘loslappie draai links’ to Jack Parow’s Cooler as ekke quips, these are guaranteed to make your trips lots of fun with their unique pers ...
St.Patrick's Day - Luck o'the Irish
St Patrick’s Day, here are some facts to make sure you could prove your Irish heritage in a snap.
St Patrick was not Irish and was actually born on the western English or Scottish coast around 385 AD.
St Patrick’s Day is a national holiday in three places – Ireland, Newfoundland province in Canada and Montserrat in the Caribbean. However, it is celebrated worldwide.
A world first, The National Leprecha ...
WIN: Between the lines, spirit of SA rugby book
SA PROMO Magazine has a few copies of Between the lines, the spirit of SA rugby to give away.
To stand a chance to win, email competitions@sapromo.com with your contact details and 'rugby' in the subject line.
Closing date: 30 March. Books will only be posted to addresses in the UK.
Facebook personality types
Four classic Facebook personality types - the passive agressor, the event co-ordinator, the desperate marketer and the rash. Recognise any of these tendencies in your Facebook friends?
Handspring horse puppets off to Broadway
Hit West End play, War Horse, which uses life size hand spring puppets as made by the South African Handspring Puppet Company, is to transfer to Broadway next year.
War Horse will run at New York’s Lincoln Centre from 17 March 2011. It was first seen in London in 2007 and is currently at the New London Theatre until February 2011.
The theatre production is based on Michael Morpurgo’s book about a horse ca ...
Will SA be Oscar victorious tonight?
It is March already, two months into the year and the culimination of the movie season around the world! We've had the British BAFTAs and the South African SAFTAs, as well as the American Golden Globes amongst many other variations of awards. But now the one everyone has been waiting for, the coveted gold statue known as 'Oscar', as tonight 7 March the Academy Awards will reveal whether South African will r ...
African Music Awards set for Wembley in 2010
The African Music Awards (AMAs) have been set for 15 October and will this year be held at Wembley Arena in London.
After its successful launch in 2008 the awards have become a fixture in the London entertainment calendar and have attracted some of Africa's best talent from around the world. This year’s event looks set to make major strides towards becoming one of Africa's premier events globally and lists ...
Alice's wonderland adventures abroad
Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland in 3D is released today in the UK, 5 March, an epic adventure in an exotic world of fantasy and freedom. Most of us probably have vague recollections of a few odd characters and some shrinking and shooting up in mind when thinking back to the tales of Alice, but more than that is left on a dusty bookshelf of our childhood. Many of Alice's adventures could in fact be compared ...
Book review: Between the lines
Not being the greatest rugby supporter in the world, I approached 'Between the lines, the spirit of South African rugby, with a little trepidation. However, five pages in and I was well and truly absorbed.
Matthew Knight has a truly engaging writing style and he also peppers his prose with factual commentary and footnotes. He has an easy sense of humour and his love of rugby and all things South African a ...
De-motivational Posters Feb
De-Motivators, De-motivational Posters Collection including: Persistence, Retirement, Nepotism, Potential, Flattery, Indifference, Limitations, Teamwork and more...
Little girl with mommy's drivers license
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'W ...
Eggs - love the facial expressions
You cannot but not love the facial expressions!
Hope you all have an “Eggcellent” Day! EGGSPRESSIONS: Facial impressions with Eggs
New SA day on Grand Cayman in Caribbean
Launching in February, Hammerheads Bar on Grand Cayman will be adding South Africa to it's ongoing ‘Around The World In 30 Days’ series of events.
Each month, Hammerheads host special nights designed and created to celebrate specific countries around the world. As there are literally tens of thousands of expats living on Grand Cayman, Damian Norman, owner of Cayman DJ's, and the company organising these e ...
Whackhead pranks David Kau
Whackhead Darren Simpson pranks comedian David Kau ahead of his performance at a Nelson Mandela 46664 charity concert
Rasta Man Bank Account
Rasta man goes to the bank with a 25 kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier...shocked, the cashier asks.."Whats this for?"...
The Rasta man replies...
"Me here to open a "Joint Account".....
Human beings only animals that stutter
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a runnin ...
LUCKY Impala with Leopards for friends
This lucky impala made friends with Leopards instead of turning out to be dinner, we think and hope. It looks more like captivity scenario but who knows, it is still pretty amazing.
Click on below images to enlarge.
Who said traffic wardens dont have a heart?
This hurse was spotted being towed away, see on the left...the funeral is just coming out and the carriers with the coffin. Not sure if this is real as you can see a boom mic on the loft so lets hope it was a scene for a new movie.
Zero Tolerance Speed Camera
To anyone driving & speeding in SA!
New - Highway Zero Tolerance Speed Camera
With the South African Highway 's death toll continuing to increase, this will be the first year that Zero Tolerance Speed Cameras will be used.
The new cameras look a bit different than normal speed surveillance cameras.
I have included a photo so that you will know what to look for as you're traveling on the South Afric ...
Hansa Pilsener ad - Vuyo's Wors
A great example of an advert expertly done - catchy so that you wanna watch it more than once, clever enough that you wanna watch it more than twice... as well as instilling a sense of national pride and community, leaving you feeling inspired!
Advertising agency, Lowe Bull Cape Town puts another big-thinking South African into outer space, this time in a new TV commercial for Hansa Pilsener. Hansa Pilsene ...
