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How to Pass "The Wedding Test"

How to Pass "The Wedding Test" I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be ...

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How to prevent a Shark Attack

How to prevent a Shark Attack 1. Don't swim in the ocean. Ninety-nine percent of all shark attacks take place in exceptionally large bodies of water also known as oceans. The way to determine if you are currently in an ocean is to taste the water, which should be salty.2. Listen for the music.In the event that you are foolish enough to swim in an ocean, listen carefully for the music, as demonstrated in the marvelous documentary film J ...

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Author / Submitted byFunnyMan

Happy Mothers Day

Happy Mothers Day Happy Mothers Day to all the SUPER Mom's out there! We hope you enjoy your awesome, special and well deserved day.

Category:News

Happy and Safe EASTER WEEKEND to everybody!

Happy and Safe EASTER WEEKEND to everybody! We hope that you all have a safe and happy Easter weekend. Spend it with family, drive safe, relax and make sure you make the most of your time off. South African Regards The SA PROMO Magazine Team

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Hannes Lochner - Journey to Wildlife Photography Book P...

Hannes Lochner - Journey to Wildlife Photography Book Publishing From an early age he has visited almost every game reserve in South Africa, along with his parents. A passion was born, which was to become his life's labour. His family, mom and dad (both professors), two sisters and a brother, are all involved in medical sciences. Hannes had a different calling and after serving in the armed forces, he signed up for something more creative and spent the next couple of ye ...

Category:Features

Happy Valentine’s Day?

Happy Valentine’s Day? Happy Valentine’s Day? It’s that time of the year again folks... V-Day. No, I’m not talking about a commemoration of the end of World War 2, but Valentine’s Day, or as it’s otherwise known “the most commercialised holiday next to Christmas day”. When I started writing this, I realised that I knew very little about the origins of Valentine’s Day, so I did a little researching. According to Wikipedia, Saint ...

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Author / Submitted byby Toni Francis

Happy New Year! Hello 2011

Happy New Year! Hello 2011 To all our readers, visitor and fans, HAPPY NEW YEAR! We hope the very best for you, your family and friends in 2011 and look forward to enjoying the new year with all of you. THANK YOU for your support in 2010 and get ready for an awesome 2011! South African Regards, SA PROMO Magazine

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Hug a South African Day

Hug a South African Day A group on Facebook is promoting 'Hug a South African Day' for 16 December from 08:00 to 10:00, in honour of Reconciliation Day. Message on Facebook group: Do you know a South African? Of course you do! Give them a hug on the 16 December (Reconciliation Day in South Africa)! You know they deserve it! Invite everyone you know who appreciates the South Africans they have in their lives! Join the SA hugathon ...

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Have you seen Jax Panik?

Have you seen Jax Panik? It’s like a giant Jax Panik treasure hunt across the whole of South Africa, and everyone’s invited! Turning  ‘viral’ into an infectious and exciting sticker discovery for everyone to take part in, Jax Panik was sticker-bombing South Africa throughout October, from key campuses to malls and other high foot traffic areas – and some not so prominent places! (I think Jax Panik stickers will be found in obscure ...

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Author / Submitted bySue Northam

Happy Braai 4 Heritage Day

Happy Braai 4 Heritage Day Desmond Tutu shares a special video message for Braai 4 Heritage Day, also known as National Heritage Day as celebrated on 24 September. As the patron of Braai 4 Heritage, 'The Arch' made a public and direct appeal to all South Africans citizens to braai on this day. From all of us at SA PROMO Magazine, happy braai day - we hope you have a brilliant braai! Send us your photos to editor@sapromo.com.

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Hup Holland Hup... World Cup inspired products!

Hup Holland Hup... World Cup inspired products! Getting into the spirit of South Africa, Heineken as the official sponsor of the Holland team for the past 10 years have created yet another superb advert which tells the story of the 'makaraba' from its birth 35 years ago to its existence at the World Cup today. The makaraba idea was started by Alfred Baloyi when he turned a mining helmut into a creative expression of a hat as football paraphenalia - and ...

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Holiday Inn Rosebank set to open

Holiday Inn Rosebank set to open Located next to The Zone shopping centre in the heart of the Rosebank business district to the north of downtown Johannesburg, the new 158-room Holiday Inn Rosebank opens for business on 7 May. Managed by ISO Leisure and owned by the InterContinental Hotels Group (IHG), Holiday Inn Rosebank is conveniently situated for both business and leisure travellers, 30 minutes' drive from OR Tambo International Airp ...

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Happy Birthday Spud and John van der Ruit

Happy Birthday Spud and John van der Ruit A character from one of South Africa's best loved novels in recent years, is today celebrating his birthday along with its author, John van der Ruit, who was due to be in the UK at the London Book Fair but alas didn't make it due to flights into the UK being grounded. The character is Spud Milton, the boarding school kid in the Spud stories, which saw Durban born author John van der Ruit win many awards fo ...

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Author / Submitted bySue Northam

Hitting the slopes by day and the dance floor at night

Hitting the slopes by day and the dance floor at night Challenge: Festival skiing Location: Mayrhofen, Austria Month: April 2010 There’s always a fine balance between pushing yourself to the max and then extending your limits. I did not know what to expect when it came to Snowbombing. I am a keen festival goer – and can truly say that after each festival I’ve attended, my body is in shock and exhaustion for a good week thereafter. Couple that with hardcore m ...

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House prices show further rise in growth

House prices show further rise in growth The FNB House Price Index on Tuesday showed further growth in March compared to February.Year-on-year growth accelerated from a February revised figure of 6.2 percent to a March rate of 8.6 percent. FNB's home loans strategist John Loos said in a statement this remained mostly the result of five percentage points' worth of interest rate cuts in 2008/09. It was also believed to be increasingly supported by ...

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Heineken expands in South Africa

Heineken expands in South Africa A R3.5-billion state-of-the-art brewery, owned 75% by Heineken and 25% by Diageo, officially opened in Sedibeng, south of Johannesburg last week, with expansion already under way to exploit the growth opportunities in South Africa's premium alcohol beverage market. The Sediben Brewery brews and bottles a range of premium beers - including Amstel, Heineken and Windhoek Lager - for the local market. It will ...

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Huge Comrades entry confirmed

Huge Comrades entry confirmed The Comrades Marathon Association has completed capturing and processing all entries for the 2010 race and has pegged the final entry number at 23 565 runners. "This is the second largest 'potential' field of runners in History of the Comrades Marathon as in 2000 we had 24 500 at the start," said the Race Director Johan Van Staaden. "The CMA expects to have a decrease of 8% from runners that do not make t ...

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How's the weather my dear?

How's the weather my dear? It’s really not that bad, you know. The weather, that is. I had envisioned myself ploughing through the rain each and every day, squelching through puddles, wet clothes hanging all over the house, dogs muddy paw prints decorating floorboards and carpets and a permeating damp smell seeping through the walls. The first things I made sure we purchased on arrival in the UK were umbrellas. One for each member o ...

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Author / Submitted byIngrid Botha

Handspring horse puppets off to Broadway

Handspring horse puppets off to Broadway Hit West End play, War Horse, which uses life size hand spring puppets as made by the South African Handspring Puppet Company, is to transfer to Broadway next year. War Horse will run at New York’s Lincoln Centre from 17 March 2011. It was first seen in London in 2007 and is currently at the New London Theatre until February 2011. The theatre production is based on Michael Morpurgo’s book about a horse ca ...

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Hugo Niewoudt - Ek wil lewe vir more video

Hugo Niewoudt - Ek wil lewe vir more video Die liedtjie Ek wil lewe vir more is Hugo Nieuwoudt's se nuutse. Die 36-jarige sanger, wat jou dadelik met sy stem, aantreklike blou oe en sjarme bekoor, is gebore in KZN, groot geword in Vrystaat en Gauteng en mens geword het in die mooiste Kaap en woon steeds in die Kaap. Die sang gogga het hom in 2001 gebyt en hy het gegaan vir sangopleiding en onderig , waar hy in 2003 ‘n demo CD opgeneem het. Met die ...

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