A 5-year-old girl is usually driven to school every day by her grandpa but when he had a bad cold, Granny drove her instead.
That night the little girl told her parents that the ride to school with Granny was very different.
“What made it different”? Asked her parents.
“Oh”, she said, “Granny and I didn’t see a single tosser, blind bastard, foreign prick, or wanker, anywhere on the way to school today”.