They both knew it would bite them.
The husband lifted his wife up to let the dog bite him instead.
The dog stopped before them barked for a while and ran backwards.
The husband put his wife down expecting a kiss or some hugs from her.
Then his wife shouted ” I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs but this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog”.
Husband…was shocked. “A Wife is a Wife”!