Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides — what the hell, it’s only twenty euro. So they hide in the bushes.
They’re going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer.
‘What’s going on here, people?’ asks the young Garda Síochána.
‘F+@k off, I’m making love to me wife,’ the Dublin guy answers sounding annoyed.
‘Oh, I’m so sorry,’ says the officer, ‘I didn’t know.’
‘Well, needer did I,’ says Paddy, ’til ya went and shoined dat light in her face!!!”
