For those of you who are unfamiliar with African culture, the Tokoloshe is – Zulu mythology – is an evil little dwarf-like water sprite. This little shit is a mischievous evil spirit that can become invisible by drinking water.
But in Rodrique’s case the evil little man comes to his bed in the middle of the night to torment him – and give him a good old BJ. You would think he would be happy to get his Mister sucked at night, but no! The Tokoloshe turns into a lizard and scratches him after being a short, beautiful woman who sucks his 4-5 . . . but there is no happy ending.
The she LEAVES HIM DESPERATELY HORNY AND LOOKING FOR MAGOSHAS.
Rodrique Classen (31) told The Daily Sun rag the last two years have been hell because the Tokoloshe leaves him so horny that he has to leave his bed in the middle of the night and go in search of magosha (Zulu for prostitute). He told DS: “It is only after the third big magosha that I find enough peace to go home to rest,” he said. He said at first he enjoyed the woman but now he believes he has become a sex slave.
Rodrique’s family is almost as stupid as him. He lives with his parents at their house in Eldorado Park, near Joburg. He told his family about his ordeal and they advised him to turn to prayer – but it doesn’t help. Go figure, because the Tokoloshe comes back to torture me!
