Husband asks :
“Where did U get the dress?”
Wife replies :
“My boss and I bought a lottery ticket, we won. I bought the dress with my share of the winnings.”
Two weeks later, she comes home wearing diamond earrings.
Husband asks :
“Where did U get those earrings?”
Wife replies :
“It happen again, my boss and I bought a lottery ticket and we won.”
Three weeks later, wife comes home with a brand new BMW.
Husband asks :
“Where did U get the car?”
Wife replies :
“My boss and I bought another lottery ticket and we were lucky and won again. So I bought the car”
Wife then asks? :
“Honey, please run me a bath. I’m tired and I want to soak and relax”.
When she goes to the bathroom, she sees that there is only a small amount of water in the bath!
She screams to husband :
“Why did U put so little water in the bath?”
Husband replies :
“I didn’t wanna get your Lottery Ticket Wet!”
