Teacher: ‘Who is the President of South Africa?’
Children: ‘Shaka Zulu.’
Teachers: ‘Correct, and the Minister of Defence?’
Children: ‘Ben McCathy.’
Teacher: ‘Correct’. ‘What is the capital city of South Africa?’
Children: ‘Nkandla.’
Teacher: ‘Very Good.’ ‘And who composed the National Anthem?’
Children: ‘Black Coffee and DJ Tira.’
Teacher: ‘Excellent.’ ‘ What do you call people from Moscow?’
Children: ‘Mosquitoes.’
Teacher: ‘Perfect.’ ‘ How much is 2 + 5?’
Children: ’25.’
Teacher: ‘That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this
until your government increases my salary!’
