1. You are getting on in years now and we have not seen you in a relationship. Who will the new First Lady be?
2. If you agree with the present Prez that a man of his stature should have more than one wife, how many First Ladies do you plan to have?
3. Unlike Zim, it is not illegal to be gay in SA. Should you decide to swing that way, who will your First Man or men be?
4. Will you invite your big buddy Bob Mugabe to your state wedding should you marry a man?
5. Mark the correct answer with an X: I will pay for my royal wedding with. A) Tax payers’ money; B) Money I might owe the receiver of revenue; C) Money donated to the EFF; D) Money made from carpentry jobs on the side; or E) Tenderneurship.
